I’m sharing my apartment with a good friend and he is sharing his car. The other night I was at a very nice – and very expensive – steakhouse restaurant. She is around sixty-five or seventy. Me: *getting annoyed* “Listen, lady: I have told you several times that I don’t work here!” Customer: “Manager, now!” Me: *losing it* “Seriously, f*** off! I say no, having almost forgotten the incident. I blocked her swing and said, That's one. She was carrying a baby (one or two years old maybe) and was clearly pregnant, also she was shorter than me (I’m 1,69cm or 5,5 feet). But you helped out an obviously very pregnant woman who was probably really struggling with shopping, as well as trying to keep her wits about her. I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 34 3. doing ANYTHING carrying an inert lump of 2 yr old is a feat of strength. "Sorry, I don't work here." 00:16:07 - Drunk woman finds a ranch in the middle of nowhere and thinks it's a gas station.  Thanks for tuning in! You would have thought it was TP. I jump, then automatically go to Spanish, as it has been my life for the past year. All right, let me see your list.”, “I SAID, DO YOU KNOW IF THEY HAVE HONEY-WHEAT BREAD? She tried to slap me again and I blocked it, that's 2, one more and I slap you back b****. I did eventually find my niece the perfect unicorn outfit for her birthday! Being a Redditor, I get to enjoy the Reddit stories and Karen freakouts that not many other people see. We went to a small clothing store that was full of people for the Black Friday sales, so this store sells clothes mostly, but a few months ago they put a couple of shelves in the corner to sell school supplies, toys and other things. 2.4k. It is impossible to get my manager, because I work in a different store! Me: “Listen, a**hole, I already told you I don’t work here. From u/ericaferrica I Don't Work Here Lady: Never thought I'd have one of these stories but here we go! I’m not cutting the line, I promise!” She LOSES it. He is the father of the granddaughter, and now he’s a proud grandfather. Inside is the sweet old lady with a box. Thank you so much for helping that lady! the truth is that girl reminded me of my mother because she also had to carry me while she was pregnant with my sister, and that girl seemed to be alone (or at least I didn't see anyone else with her) so I wanted to help her, it was easy for me to do it for and alleviate the problem of having to get into that crowd a bit . From u/ericaferrica I Don't Work Here Lady: Never thought I'd have one of these stories but here we go! It really happened! I notice that she was talking to me so I leave my stuff with my cousin and went approach to her because the music in the store wouldn’t let me hear her, she ask me in a nice way "Excuse me, what is the price of this?” pointed to a packet of beach toys, the kind kids use to build sand castles. I'm not sure how I got confused with some of the staff but whoever. As she is trying to pay me, I tell her it’s on the house. *, Customer: “UGH! down. This weekend my partner and I were doing some Fall cleaning and ran out to do some errands in the middle of it. No, I Don’t Work Here. I started thinking about my clothing recently when my wife sent me to the store. Thank you so much for fixing the formatting. I just flat out told her "Look lady, I know you are upset but I don't work here either way I am not gonna let you yell at me about a pizza". Source: Reddit (Credit: Mel9879875, Original Story). Moral of the story: Not all "I don't work here lady" stories end with a Karen screaming and threatening to get you fired from a job you don't even have :D. 6 comments. This older gentleman is in the same aisle, wearing khakis and a blue shirt. It suggests that this turtle rests on the back of an even larger turtle, which itself is part of a column of increasingly large world turtles that continues indefinitely (i.e., "turtles all the way down"). Moral of the story: Not all "I don't work here lady" stories end with a Karen screaming and threatening to get you fired from a job you don't even have :D. Aww that was nice and believe me, pregnancy brain can make a woman totally scattered and confused. Not all “I don’t work here” stories are bad! we hope you enjoy our stories and come… I wake up to an almost empty fridge, and since I was paid yesterday, I decide to forgo the small convenience store in my neighborhood and drive to the big supermarket. I catch myself and remember to go back to English. I started thinking about my clothing recently when my wife sent me to the store. I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 34 report. The guard at the entrance knows me, because of my hospital rotation. While it’s not the typical retail horror story, I thought you might enjoy it here, anyway. "In Why I Don’t Work Here Anymore, Dr. Kusy applies evidence-based research and practices to bring respect and civility back into the workplace―a practice whose time has come! I stood there for a few seconds analyzing the situation, the shelves with the toys this girl was looking at were not priced and the line to check prices was a mess with people piling up in front of the cash register rushing the poor cashiers so I turned back to the girl and I said "I can go ask the price if you want", she looked at me a little surprised at first, but in the end she accepted and I went to the cash register passing through the crowd of people to ask about the sand toys, I was done with my shopping anyway and it was better to help this pregnant girl and not stand in the way of other buyers. I don’t work here. They want to find out if he is the owner of the car and if he could go to the station. (San Bernardo Colombia), Oh okay, sorry we don’t really have a name for that skin color because it’s super common here , You where lucky that it was not an entitled piece of s*ht, yep, partly that's why I'm shy around strangers, I have read enough stories about Karens and Kevins xd, Awwww. Nurse training kicks in and I start to talk to her to calm her down. "Because you work here!" I’ve recently returned home from Spain after studying abroad for a year. I can’t make this “stuff” up. But I can try!”. Now f**** off and go bother an actual employee!! This place was top rated for their steaks and seafood. Little did I know…. Nov 10, 2012 | by Mordechai Schmutter. I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 31 She smiles and shakes her head. I don't work here", but clearly she did not seem to hear me because she kept looking at me waiting for me to respond, at that point I was already very embarrassed. I'm a MASSIVE Harry Potter fan, and I came to the park fully prepared. I don't work here", but clearly she did not seem to hear me because she kept looking at me waiting for me to respond, at that point I was already very embarrassed, luckily my family knows about my shyness so my female cousin raised her voice (without shouting) to tell the girl "none of us work here, ma’am" and she saw some shirts again, the girl looked at me and apologized for mistaking me for one of the employees, although the workers at that place wore black shirts and I was wearing a white Tshirt with an 80's print, I'm not sure how I got confused with some of the staff but whoever. Lol, when my mom was pregnant with me she really liked Kool-Aid, and that what she drank 90% of the time and one day sister asked "Mom why can't I drink milk?'' I did this for my own readability. I blocked her swing and said, That's one. anyway, she has court coming up and if said attorney doesn't show up for court she's going to tell the judge that the attorney took her money and have the judge to call me in court and I am going to jail. “You need a white shirt.” It was so liberating!! I just flat out told her "Look lady, I know you are upset but I don't work here either way I am not gonna let you yell at me about a pizza". I checked the price and went back to where the girl was sitting next to her son, I gave her the price (about 1.30$ i think) she thanked me and I returned with my group that are already leaving the store. I want to get a sale vegetable that was rapidly disappearing because the other shoppers were crowding one another and grabbing. Press J to jump to the feed. Customer: “Excuse me. I grabbed my bread and turned my back on her, walking away. I am at a popular retail chain looking for a window air-conditioner for my small apartment. Suddenly, she’s at my ear. I drive up to the entrance and drop her. I don’t want them to burn out. I hear a woman talking, but I assume she’s talking on the phone, so I’m not paying much attention. We both laugh, I apologize. Could you help me find a few things?”, Me: “I’m sorry, I can’t really help you. Previous. level 1. I put the car into gear and starts driving towards the hospital. I don’t know if this story belongs here, it is an ‘I don’t work here lady’ story of sorts but if you don’t think it belongs I understand if you wish to delete it. Customer: *Stops next to me* “EXCUUUUUUUSE ME!”, Customer: “Where do you keep your underwear?”, Customer: *Realising* “You don’t work here.”, Me: “No, I don’t, but that lady over there in the blue shirt can help you.”. My reasoning for this is simple: it will affect your overall happiness and productivity. I have never bought one before, and I don’t have any idea of how many square feet my apartment is or how big an AC I will need. He was one of the leading figures of the Romantic movement and is regarded as one of the greatest … So this one is a bit of an unusual case of I do work here, but I don't work here type of story. I turn around to say it’s not a taxi, but I stop in my tracks. She is clearly panicked. Anna Eleanor Roosevelt (/ ˈ ɛ l ɪ n ɔːr ˈ r oʊ z ə v ɛ l t /; October 11, 1884 – November 7, 1962) was an American political figure, diplomat and activist. I notice that she was talking to me so I leave my stuff with my cousin and went approach to her because the music in the store wouldn’t let me hear her, she ask me in a nice way "Excuse me, what is the price of this?” pointed to a packet of beach toys, the kind kids use to build sand castles. (Institutional racism). I advise that if everything goes well, we should send me a cake. I’m not sure where most of the stuff in here is; I just go up and down each aisle until I find what I’m looking for.”, “Oh, but aren’t soldiers supposed to help anyone in need?”, “I guess you’re right. She stepped back, mouth agape like she had never been shouted back at in her entire life and wound up to slap me. Lady: “I demand to speak to a manager! I checked the price and went back to where the girl was sitting next to her son, I gave her the price (about 1.30$ i think) she thanked me and I returned with my group that are already leaving the store. I was at the mall with my mom,my younger sister (16y/o), and my cousins (a 22 y/o female and her 18 y/o brother) doing Christmas shopping. So my School which has a festival/bazar to raise funds for charity, students from middle school to high school all volunteer to man the post so some of us are acting as ticket booth operators, entertainment, game operators and auxiliary security. That’s a super sweet little story about a bunch of people just being decent and considerate to one another. Simply stating she was holding a child and was also pregnant would've sufficed. Since becoming an adult, I get almost one “I Don’t Work Here” incident a month. Hello! I decide to tag along to the station. Next. 705. It suggests that this turtle rests on the back of an even larger turtle, which itself is part of a column of increasingly large world turtles that continues indefinitely (i.e., "turtles all the way down"). This story is part of our Feel Good roundup for November 2020! Nov 10, 2012 | by Mordechai Schmutter. Think about it, you’re miserable for 8 hours a day, every day. I had a funny experience back in July. 1, your English is probably better than 97% of the people you find in America. she starts away, and I laugh. We are met by an officer who guides us to an office. 0 Previous Story. “You need a white shirt.” Me “ I don’t work here” I said taking a gulp of coke. level 1. best. Me: “¿Perdón? So I ask her if there is more sale vegetable coming in later that day. I jump in the car and take a major road artery to the store. She pauses, looks, sees my badge hanging off my belt, and her demeanor rotated 180°. Random. Now f**** off and go bother an actual employee!! Ever since I was a teenager, people have been coming up to me in stores and assuming that I worked there. Log in or sign up to leave a comment Log In Sign Up. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. I’m stopped in front of a bus stop, waiting for the light to turn green, when the back door opens and closes and I hear a woman’s voice. We reach the hospital twenty minutes later. Her granddaughter, who’s nineteen, is pregnant and has had a rough pregnancy. My mom was choosing clothes for my grandparents, my male cousin was trying on clothes and I was with my sister and my female cousin looking for clothes, without paying much attention to what they saw because I had already chosen everything I liked at the moment, then I hear how someone speaks a little loud near us but I didn't know if it was with me, I turned in several directions and behind me was a young girl (probably about 25 or 26 years old) with semi-dark skin (I’m not sure how to describe the mix between black and white skin but you got the idea) long straight hair and a red dress with flowers, she was carrying a baby (one or two years old maybe) and was clearly pregnant, also she was shorter than me (I’m 1,69cm or 5,5 feet). I looked up at her, at the growing line behind her, smiled in a moment of what may have been mistaken as insanity, and said cheerfully, "Sorry, I don't work here," and gave her the change I had tallied. "I don't care! I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 33 I really am sorry!" Steve on July 27, 2018 11:49 am Two weeks later, my roommate is back and receives a call from the police. You're in a tie and white shirt, I assumed you were a manager here. Start A New Topic Reply Printer Friendly. I like the people who work here too much. “We have a wedding coming up,” she said. Pregnancy brain is no joke. My ADHD brain absolutely refuses to look at a wall of text like that, no matter how much I want to read the post. Sort by. So at this point I should mention that I am a very shy person with those I don’t know, I get nervous when someone talks to me and I do not have my sister or my mother around. I'm a MASSIVE Harry Potter fan, and I came to the park fully prepared. A sweet old lady has entered the car. The description of her race and looks/clothing were not necessary nor needed in the narrative. Sort by. She Does Work Here Lady. The baby girl would have to spend some time in the hospital, due to being almost two months early, but otherwise, she was all right. Typical! best. share. So, I got the cake. I’m a customer carrying a pile of unicorn-related items, including a hat and gumboots, through a clothing and homewares store. It is common for someone to flag us down, thinking we’re in a taxi until we came closer. Moral of the story: Not all "I don't work here lady" stories end with a Karen screaming and threatening to get you fired from a job you don't even have :D. 6 comments. "Lady, I don't work here. We ended up shopping together for the remainder of our time in the store and are now pretty good friends. Felicitaciones! Then I hear how someone speaks a little loud near us but I didn't know if it was with me, I turned in several directions and behind me was a young girl (probably about 25 or 26 years old) with semi-dark skin (I’m not sure how to describe the mix between black and white skin but you got the idea) long straight hair and a red dress with flowers. I tried to summarize it as best I could . Help me!" She continued to fuss about why I was near the back then and something was wrong with the business and she is going to report them. Long time lurker here but I've only enjoyed this sub via the RedWheel YouTube videos until now. I decide the vegetable is not worth my mental and physical health and I turn my cart to leave. George Gordon Byron, 6th Baron Byron, FRS (22 January 1788 – 19 April 1824), known simply as Lord Byron, was an English peer, who was a poet and politician. I have found that Weds morning is probably the best time to shop for anything. She served as the First LADY. 96% Upvoted. I can't spell it I only learned verbally, but yours is really good, way to go! She keeps mumbling. If you’re expected to work 9-5, work 9-5. Don’t work longer than you’re supposed to. She jumps up. We all ordered a salad. Gentleman: “I don’t work here. I told her just as loudly, I.DON"T. WORK. It's been years, so I don't remember.) I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 30, “No, I don’t, but that lady over there in the blue shirt can help you.”, I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 35, I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 34, I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 33, I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 32, I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 31, “Excuse me. Next Story. Her body language made me think she worked there. She tried to slap me again and I blocked it, that's 2, one more and I slap you back b****. If you have an inventory question, I suggest you ask an employee!”. 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